TATTOO ARTISTS, WHAT ARE THE DUMBEST TATTOOS YOU'VE BEEN ASKED TO DO?

Tattoo artists share the most absurd and memorable client requests, from covering ex-partners' portraits to tattoos in intimate places and failed impulsive decisions.

A client asked to cover a portrait of his ex-wife with a portrait of his new girlfriend, and then to change the new girlfriend's portrait into a demon.
The artist had to tattoo bright blue briefs covering everything that briefs usually cover.
A couple asked to get each other's names tattooed, but after the guy got his tattoo, the girl started yelling at him.
A woman wanted to gift her daughter a Playboy bunny tattoo for her 16th birthday, but the artist refused.
The artist refused to tattoo faces, necks, and hands of young people unless they were heavily tattooed.
A client asked to cover a tattoo of a red rocket on his penis, and the artist agreed to draw a tuxedo on him.
A father got a hideous tattoo of his son's name, which he later changed into a dolphin.
An 18-year-old girl asked to get the name of a lover she had never met tattooed on her tailbone.
The artist had to cover a client's bald spot with black ink, telling him to show it to his wife.
An 18-year-old guy wanted a goat with a pentagram tattooed on his throat.
One of the storytellers' fathers had letters tattooed on his finger knuckles that spelled out the phrase 'gauge is filing'.
A client asked to get a huge bottle of sriracha sauce with wings.
A client asked to get a portrait of a girl from a Snapchat screenshot where she was making a 'duck face', and then added her name.
A man asked to get Monica Lewinsky tattooed on his stomach.
In prison, an inmate got a name tattooed on his penis to win money in bars.
A friend got a Chinese character tattooed on his leg that means 'soup'.
At a bachelor party, a guy asked to get the names of all his friends tattooed on his buttocks.
A client asked to get the mathematical equation '3+4=8' tattooed.
The artist tattooed Scooby-Doo and Shaggy on his butt.
A friend has a squirrel from Ice Age tattooed between his legs, reaching for nuts.
A guy got a tattoo of the drink 'Savannah Lemon' on his forearm; the store owner offered him a lifetime supply of the drink.
A friend's younger sister got the name 'Anthony' tattooed on her tailbone in gothic style.
A mother wanted her daughters to get a 'vampire bite' tattoo (two dots with blood), but the artists refused.
The artist's husband has a tattoo of a heart made of his wife's astrological stone and the children's names.
A client, high on crack, asked to get Lisa Simpson tattooed in an indecent pose.
A buddy got three sixes and inverted crosses tattooed under his lip.

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